#7. Lamp Post Door Special
Yet another scientific / musical experiement decends into paranoia. Our host investigates the accoustic properties of Lamp Post Doors when suspended by twine. This show includes lamp-post door compositions and a visit from the Jehova’s Witnesses.
- Intro: Hinding in a bush because of a botched lamp-post-door theft. Our host explains the theory and practice of lamp-post door theft.
- Untitled lamp-post door composition.
- Our host is forced to abandon yet another lamp-post door as he is spotted in the act of removal.
- Melody: “Leg it, Leg it”, composed from samples of lamp-post-doors about running away from people who observer lamp-post door theft.
- Back at home: Our host shares his love of lamp-post doors, and takes a moment to listen to a radio station that sounds rather like Kiss FM.
- Everytime I look around this town by “MC Indigestion”.
- An introduction to the harmonics of lamp-post-doors is interrupted by a visit from the Jehovas’ witnesses. A religious magazine from the visitors becomes an impromptu beater for the lamp-post doors.
- “The Big Issues in Life” - A lamp-post door compilation including samples of Jehovas’ Witness speech.
- Our host is driven by guilt to re-unite the stolen lamp-post doors with their original lamp-posts, and must lament the lost musical opportunities this represents.
- End: Untitled lamp-post door melody.