#1. May the night wind rip your face clean off your head
The first of an exciting new series of Epistaxis Time. Fashion changes every day and its up to shows like this to help you keep your wits. Includes celebrity gossip, fashion tips and how to spice up your love life.
- Into: Hot fashion tips with flashbacks of self-loathing.
- An untitled but ‘hot’ new track that you should have on your iPod.
- Everybody Dance - disconcerting electro about experiences in Korfu and Aya-Nappa leading to insomnia.
- Rubbish fashions; Reporting from a messy junk-yard ends with the discovery of a car mechanic’s diary and a broken promise to reveal extracts from it in the next show.
- Latency in social circumstances: The inability to respond to simple questions in a timely manner. An encounter with an attractive street pollster provokes undue conversational delay.