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This show was until recently believed lost. Thanks to hours of painstaking research and dedication to the cause of misery, we would like to present another exiciting episode of Epistaxis Time.

An subdued episode; spoken in hushed tones to avoid drawing the attention of the agressive people next door.

• Bananarma Blaring (I feel so Intimidated)

This noisy episode was performed live from the Serpentine Gallery, London.

This episode features mainly distortion, agressive clanging, inhuman howls and etherial hooting. Plus montonous drones and sporadic twangs. People who dislike dischordant cacophany should perhaps listen to a different podcast.

After a brief, formal introduction we plunge swiftly in to a cosmicly insignificant display of depression and alienation.

Recently we’ve seen a lot of prejudice on the street coming from people of all creeds and idologies; Spesifically the prejudice against people who carry ruck-sacks that emit loud ticking noises.

Our host demonstrates his mastery of the SID chip, the show begins with an unusually high-NRG SID techno melody.

• SID Music Intro
• Clanking some metal
• I apologise for my existence.
• Fake SID music

Our unloved host vents his pathetic anger by threatening once again to place bombs in public places; Once again, it’s perhaps worth noting that this episode was recorded long before any of the recent bombing attacks in London.

A computer voice proclaims the impending death of all humans.

A paruclarly mysoginistic episode in which our host criticises women for liking other people’s penises, and also includes a request to Al-Queda to bomb him (and the people he dislikes). It’s probably worth noting that this episode was recorded before the recent spate of bombings.