Archive Without Title

A mainly noisy show that begins with an annoying beep in a lonely train-carriage.

• Sitting on a train (No No No No) - A song about an empty carriage in which a beeping noise can be heard.
• In the Piano (Trapped)
• You are now the proud owner of a Prozac derivative
• Ending: Saying ‘pop’ or ‘bob’ to a haphazard rhythm, and then groaning.

An exciting show about flicking cutlery is rudely interrupted by a rival radio station.

• Government Health Music: “Squeeze it ’till it Bursts”
• Intro; Flicking a Fork.
• Pirate take-over, phone in.
• Hiding in a Dustbin (A feelgood, summer kind of track)
• A naughty story (Garden Waste)
• Highly Inappropriate Conduct (Dance Mix)
• Fork (A poem about a fork lost, then found in a street)
• Scratching your way out of a locked cupboard with only a fork.

Our hosts creates a “self-help tape” that will in time inspire him to talk more naturally with neighbors. A repetitive conversation about burgers and newspapers descends into hysterics.

• Introduction: Feel free to switch off the radio for half an hour. The difficulty of talking to neighbors.

• Self help tape including possible conversational scenarios (burgers, biscuits, women, newspapers).

• The sound of pens and screws being shaken near the microphone; A discussion about the best kind of public toilets in which to scatter pens, nails or screws.

• Dischordant melody: “Inadequate Shoes”

• Anxiety: An Symptoms and treatment.

A collection of poertry, melodies and sobbing.

• Poem: Wheely-bins
• An untitled series of disturbing noises.
• “Lumps of Grease” - A cheery FM Synthesised melody is subverted by slowing it down.
• “Highly Amplified Wrists” - A George Fornby style banjo number about wrist-cutting, self-harm and possibly suicide.
• Sobbing, wailing, distress…
• Untitled, disturbing music.
• More sobbing, and some final words from our host.