Archive for September, 2004

#19. My Tree Hugging Days are over

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

By-products of other people’s happiness propels me to dispair.

Intro: Wheelbarrow theft leads to a threat of violence

  • My Tree Hugging Days are Over - A hard-rock lament about
  • Our host dares the audience to switch off the radio.
  • By products of other people’s happiness propels me to dispair. Suicidal rantings with creepy drone.

#18. The Lady Next Door

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004

Our host sings about a woman in his locality who has eaten the population of an entire town.

  • A whimiscal bayonett through the heart
  • The lady next door (She consumed the town)

#17. Reverse Charges

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

An experiment in which our host’s head is suspended beneath a deadly contraption comprising a brick which will drop the instant the phone rings.

  • Intro, the telephone / brick contraption.
  • Advice on removing a dent from a wooden floor.
  • Reverse Charges: A performance art piece in which our host discusses his feelings on having a deadly brick poised above his head.

#16. Self Help Tape

Thursday, September 9th, 2004

A self help tape contributed by Westwood the Bard

#15. I want to Die (ASAP)

Wednesday, September 1st, 2004

Once again, our angst-ridden host considers (and sings of) suicide.