June 8th, 2005
An extended homocidal fantasy; genuine misanthropy briefly displaces the usual downbeat suicide nonsense. Hihlights include our host singing the recipe for plastic explosive.
Come to daddy (little angels)
Making Plastic Explosive
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June 1st, 2005
More suicidal fun.
I got out of bead (I wanna be dead).
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May 11th, 2005
Who would win in a fight between a toaster and a coffee machine? I know yhou dont care but let’s find out anyway.
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April 27th, 2005
A show all about supermarkets, and how they are spoilt by the human element.
Intro: In the style of a health warning
Melody: “Went down to Tescos”
Song: “Stole a Turkey”
“38 Things which make life worth Living” - sporadic twangs while a robot voice lists the best things in the world.
“Die Die Die Die” - life and video-games merge.
Dropped everything (at the supermarket)
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April 20th, 2005
An experiment into the power of offensive words. Our host shouts insults at complete strangers in order to measure the response.
Introduction, the sounds of a CD
Women
Insult Experiment
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April 6th, 2005
… larking in the showes. Their awful hygene habits and bullying tendancies.
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March 30th, 2005
Songs about loss of sanity and fear of being looked at.
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March 23rd, 2005
A tedious recording consisting of mainly screams, briefly interrupted by another Jehova’s Witness visit. This mound of hysterical depression was inspired by an ill-judged criticism of Epistaxis Time on the Resonance FM Forum.
The original discussion can be found on the Resonance Forums .
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March 16th, 2005
A show dedicated to Alison Steel, a lady who posted a message on the Resonancew FM message board alleging that Epistaxis Time is depressing and that they should broadcast something more uplifting instead.
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March 9th, 2005
A Road Traffic Accident themed show; The centre-peice of this remarkable episode is a poem performed amidst a busy road of fast moving traffic. Our
“Everybody in the Street” - A song about walking infront of traffic for attention.
“The Anxiety Dance”
“Theres nothing more exciting than a Punch in the Face on Friday Night” - A novelty synth-pop explosion.
Selecting a traffic poem
“The Fairground” - A dirge about being hit in they eye by a coconut.
Scrambled Poetry/Prose
Thanking the Poet
Traffic Poetry, our host clad in baking tray armor performs to fast moving traffic.
Song: “I walk infront of a Lorry without saying Sorry”
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